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kittykatiswhereitsat:

waitingfortheyellowbird:

Date someone who literally begs to go down on you

doctagonzo

thedoctor-hasthe-sorcersstone:

SO TODAY IN CLASS THIS GIRL ASKED
“DO YOU SHIP KIDS?”
AND AFTER EXPLAINING WHAT SHIPPING WAS, THE TEACHER RESPONDED,
“well….yes, we talk about it in the staff room. Who would look cute with who…”
AND THEN WE HAD A FOLLOW UP QUESTION
“does it affect seating?”
“Sometimes,”

legalwifi:

this was probably one of the saddest moments of my childhood

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jontronshat:

jontronshat:

jontronshat:

when you find a very funny meme

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when you show your friend the humorous meme

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and he also has a giggle at it

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insteadofcutting:

If you haven’t heard this today, I’m glad that you’re alive.

"He that can have patience can have what he will."